DARK HUMOR NEWS



January 3, 2012

THere seems to be some noises coming from the grave of DARK HUMOR
visit the boys at www.reverbnation.com/darkhumorofficial for some downloads.

Also check out Terry's band THE HONKY PUNKS at www.facebook.com/thehonkypunks



May 21, 2007

Not so much new to announce at the moment kids.

DARK HUMOR is working on some new demos and songs, a demo of a couple tracks can be heard on their myspace profile.

www.myspace.com/darkhumor

ALSO
TERRY RICE lead vocalist and ocasional acoustic guitarist of DARK HUMOR is featured on the ADULT web site
www.staticbeth.com

So if you are 18 or older feel free to go check it out.

And lastly TERRY RICE recently got a new tattoo of super fine model APNEA go check it out in the ART section of this web site and don't forget to go check out APNEA at
www.apneatic.com

PEACE OUT KIDS!



March 3rd, 2007

Once again I'm apologizing for Dark Humor's Lack of Updates On The Web Site!

BUT GUESS WHAT!
Got new pics in the ART Section both TATTOOS and FAN ART!

Go Check It Out!

ALSO DON'T FORGET TO GO CHECK OUT DARK HUMOR AT MYSPACE
http://www.myspace.com/darkhumor
AS WELL AS TERRY RICE
http://www.myspace.com/terryrice
THOSE PAGES ARE UPDATED MORE OFTEN!



August 24th, 2006

So no point in apologizing for no updates.. you expect that right!

well new news is this.. eventually www.musiczombie.com is going to be selling the SELF TITLED album for us.... also ANTIDOTE RECORDS is about to release a second volume of the UNDER THE RADAR compilation!

I guess that's about it.. check out our myspace page http://www.myspace.com/darkhumor for info.. almost as slow as this.. also Terry has his own page at http://www.myspace.com/terryrice go there it's updated a lot!



May 28th, 2006

God it's been forever kids and again we're sorry... well todays update is simple we have finished the VOLUME THREE journal and it is now uploaded so go check it out.. more to come.. or just go to http://www.myspace.com/darkhumor and http://www.myspace.com/terryrice for the newest happenings!



February 5th, 2006

We truely apologize for the lack of updates to the Dark Humor site lately.. it's been way too long...

This has been due to the hectic schedules of all three members.. Terry has been working third shift as a Security Guard, Noah has been doing his gig and Joey has been working with various projects as well as the trio working on the upcomign album tentatively titled "FUNERUL MUSIC".

speaking of the new album if you go to http://www.myspace.com/darkhumor you can hear three of our newest songs...
FRIENDS FOREVER, PUNKIN' and LOVELY ZITA

So much needs to be updated.. hopefully in the near future we'll be updating the JOURNAL which honestly has been neglected big time.. as well as possibly some new images.. not sure.. but soemthign needs to be done..

Once again we apologize...



October 28th, 2005

Today is a big day kids!!

today marks the release of the long awaited
DARK HUMOR
self titled album

along with this album we're releasing
VOLUME ONE
of
WHO REALLY CARES?
the remix companion cd to the self titled record!

as always you can download each mp3 for FREE from our DISCOGRAPHY section here.. OR if you'd like to get the official printable artwork and mp3s run over to
www.deadpuppyrecords.com
and grab it!

lots of exciting news coming in the next couple months!
and possibly a couple more releases!

reminder go grab the new songs from our DOWNLOADS section as well!

PLEASE LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THESE NEW RELEASES



October 16th, 2005

well kids Halloween is on it's way... and so is a bunch of DH stuff.. well maybe not a bunch but some!!

on the weekend of Halloween we are planning on releasing the SELF TITLED DARK HUMOR album.. almost two years in the making it seems!
it will be completely free and on DEAD PUPPY RECORDS!
so keep watching here ot at www.deadpuppyrecords.com

Terry Rice's new solo album "EMOTIONAL TAGS" is now available at www.deadpuppyrecords.com so go check it out.. you don't want to miss it!

ALSO we've updated the MP3 section with two new songs..
the JUSTIN HANCOCK version of our the song SHINE!
this is Terry's favorite version of the song and now you can have it too just go download it!

and we've added HANDSOME DEVIL
though it's not completely finished no one would have known if we hadn't just told ya!
Jessie Roberts had recorded some backing vox and spoken parts for the song, but due to a computer crash the original tracks were lost!
So we're left with this or re-record it all!
so here ya go...

dont' forget to be checking out MYSPACE for the TERRY RICE and DARK HUMOR pages!
and oh yeah JOEY KAMIYA is there too :)

You can go back to the main index page to find a link to the DARK HUMOR page and click on the dancing rabbit to go visit TERRY!

ok I'd better go I'm wrapped up in the NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS playstation 2 game!

later!



September 26th, 2005

Hey Kids lots of updates for you today!

the Journal should have been updated lately for you.. if not it will be very soon!

Also we've updated the links pages for both TERRY RICE and JOEY KAMIYA!

the DISCO page has been updated too with new stuff for you to download!

THE DARK HUMOR SELF TITLED ALBUM WILL BE SOON AVAILABLE ON DEAD PUPPY RECORDS!!!

the Official TRACK LISTING is as follows

1. Bye, Be Careful, I Luv You
(co-written by the Sleepwalker)
2. From My Little Black Heart To Yours
(featuring Jessi Roberts & Sean Spada)
3. Betsy Palmer
4. Dead Things
5. Dream Me Awake
(featuring Crosby)
6. The Way I Am
(featuring The Sleepwalker)
7. A Sad Song
8. October 2005
9. Bastard
10. This Will Never Go Away
11. Understood
12. The April Song
(featuring Amy Glass)

this album will be available with printable artwork very soon on DEAD PUPPY RECORDS so keep watching here and there..

ALSO work on the new possibly full on released album has started.. we currently have one track finished and several started
some of these songs are titled....

FRIENDS FOREVER
PUNKIN'
LOVELY ZITA
THE LIVING
LiLITH (I LOVE YOU)
I HATE YOU...BABY!

ALSO if you are interested the newest TERRY RICE solo record is now available at www.deadpuppyrecords.com it is titled FRESH SCARS & OPEN WOUNDS and will be soon followed up with the much anticipated release "EMOTIONAL TAGS"

That's enough for now the sun is up and I need to be in my grave!



August 25th, 2005

Singer Terry Rice had surgery today on his right hand...
A visit to the Emergency Room last night was needed after a camping accident!

Terry is a sucker for the ladies as we all know and was invited on a camping trip by two attractive young ladies, and while loading firewood was injured!

To explain this a bit more....
one of the ladies was throwing the wood from inside a small shed out into a clearing, where Terry was picking it up to put it into the vehicle.
While Terry was picking up one piece the person throwing the wood didn't realize he was in the way and threw another piece!

The block of wood landed directly on Terry's right hand and crushed it between the two blocks!
This scuffed his hand up pretty bad but the main injury was to his middle finger knuckle.

The skin and flesh was ripped from the knuckle exposing the bone and tendon!

The ER doctor was not able to repair the injury so Terry was transferred to a Hospital in Louisville where a specialist took over the job!

Luckily the injury wasn't as bad as expected the Tendon wasn't completely severed!

After surgery today Terry is heavily medicated and beginning recovery!

We're hoping he will recover full use of his right hand soon!

IN GOOD NEWS!

MISERY LOVES COMPANY the dead puppy tribute to HANK WILLIAMS
was just released at
www.deadpuppyrecords.com

DARK HUMOR has contributed two tracks for this project
LONG GONE LONESOME BLUES and TEAR IN MY BEER!

It's free so go grab it!

And wish Terry Luck!
you can e mail him via our CONTACT page!



July 27th, 2005

Too much good news to mention right now...

BUT

Got more images added to the JOURNAL VOLUME THREE and in the ARTWORK section!



July 25th, 2005

first off PORN ROX!!

BUT after that go to our downloads section and grab the new song... it's MR TOM doing his version of A SAD SONG!!!

hell yeah!



July 4th, 2005

well happy fucking FOURTH of fuckign JULY to all you fuckers out there..

not much to report other than new stuff added to the ART section as well as the JOURNAL VOLUME THREE being updated...

We're awaiting the release of the DEAD ALIVE 2005 ANTIDOTE RECORDS COMPILATION which has two dARK HUMOR tracks as well as two of TERRY's side projects "THE HONKY PUNKS" songs on it..

We're trying to get things rolling once again... with a new song titled LILITH (I Love You)

Of course we still have the WHO REALLY CARES remix album volume one in the can.. as well as the SELF TITLED release.. we're waiting to see what ANTIDOTE RECORDS thinks of us before we release it.. AND hopefully soon we'll be posting both of these on www.deadpuppyrecords.com

SO until later.. ROCK OUT!



May 10th, 2005

What do I have for you today?

Let's see Terry got to party with ALKALINE TRIO on APRIL 28th, and gave MATT a DARK HUMOR T-SHIRT as well as a CD of both DARK HUMOR and his solo stuff!

ALSO

SHINE is finished and ready for the DEAD/ALIVE compilation and soon will be HANDSOME DEVIL!

In The Future we may be spreading the DARK HUMOR/TERRY RICE diseas over seas.... when quite possibly a small musical tour of ENGLAND could be in TERRY's future! wish him luck!



April 23rd, 2005

What's up today.. well let's see we've updated the ART section to include a new drawing of Terry by a three year old.. doesn't really look much like him but I guess if we were looking through the eyes of a three year old it might look like him.. hell it might look like him to some of our fans anyway.. we've also added new pics of some of Terry's new tattoos.. we need to get Noah and Joey tattooed so they can have some pics there haha..

What else.. I'm sure the Journal has been updated go check that.. also TERRY is now on myspace.com as well.. we're working on getting a cool banner made for the main page but you can find him just search for TERRY RICE in the music section of myspace.... also he's got two solo albums almost ready for release on www.deadpuppyrecords.com so be excited about that they're pretty cool.. ALSO.. hmm what else oh yeah.. SHINE is completed now for the DEAD/ALIVE compilation to be released on ANtIDOTE RECORDS.. now we're working on HANDSOME DEVIL... also terry will have two solo tracks on the release as well.. POOR WHITE TRASH & I WANNA BE A WOLF...MAN!

so until next update.. have bad dreams!



April 4th, 2005

Another Suicidal Night For Lead Singer Terry Rice!

Things haven't been goind so well.. and honestly tonight hasn't found me in a good mood.. I've considered several options but thankfully I'm on here typing up a new NEWS edition instead of doing something stupid.. I hope people are reading this and this is actually getting to someone..

I've updated the JOURNAL section.. as well as the ART section.. so enjoy.. looks like we might have a couple new MP3's to offer in the download section soon.. hopefully.. well GOD BE WITH YOU! or whatever...If anyone hears from him tell him I'm still here and get to the fucking point!

oh yeah I updated my links section as well!



March 23rd, 2005

Small update right now,
JOURNAL 2 is now complete and all the pages are uploaded.

also the Reviews page is updated as well!



March 22nd, 2005

OK so much has been going on since our last installment... Lead singer Terry Rice is still struggling to hold onto what sanity he has left and FUCK YOU for thinking we're joking and making fun of his condition... this is serious.. we have dealt with 4 different suicide attempts, heavy drug use (prescription and over the counter but still abused), sex, alcohol and self mutilation has been highly evident. As this has been going on he has been working on a solo cd titled "EMOTIONAL TAGS" which will be available for free on the dead puppy records site.. www.deadpuppyrecords.com. It has been a crazy winter, the journal pages are WAY BEHIND we have at least 20 or more pages that need to be scanned and uploaded.. SO when you read these keep in mind this has been in writing since january started...
DARK HUMOR news
we're to be featured on an ANTIDOTE RECORDS compilation titled DEAD/ALIVE, two of our songs which will be exclusive to the compilation should be completed by the end of APRIL, there will also be at least one SOLO TERRY RICE track on the compilation as well..
as for web site updates.. the JOURNAL has been updated some and hopefully in the next few days the ART and REVIEWS section will be updated..

thanks for sticking with us.. and if anyone feels the need e mail Terry with your words of motivation or whatever



January 9th, 2005

The ever present spiral into insanity is still travelling full speed ahead, prove you say? visit the journal pages.. als the artwork page has been altered a bit....enjoy!



December 26, 2004

Well Kids, Life Sucks For Terry Rice lead singer of Dark Humor! He has recently found out that he was dating a lying whore who has been seeing someone else behind his back for at least half a year!

SOOOOO look forward to some really screwed up Dark Humor songs in the near future as well as some very interesting journal pages I'm sure!

ALSO speaking of Journal Pages.. that section has been updated!

NEW YEARS EVE is on it's way.. if anyone is interested in MR. RICE please let us know haha!



November 23, 2004

Let's see... it's been exactly a month since the last news installment.. well I guess I should say that there has been a HALLOWEEN release.. it's a limited edition EP.. and some of you already have it.. that is if anyone even checks this news section.. BUT maybe don't know for sure yet.. but maybe it's in the DISCO section available as a free download.. so go check there..

OK.. in other news.. once again FRONT MAN TERRY RICE finds himself left alone and abandoned and SINGLE once again..... it's crazy.. but like the chapters of a MARY SHELLY book the women come and go in Terry's life.. this one seems to have hurt him more than others.. we don' tknow if he'll recover completely.. BUT we'll try.. it's been a hard life for Terry.. and for those who don't care or don't think so.. FUCK YOU TOO!!!
with that said.. the JOURNAL section has been updated.. in case you didn't know VOLUME one is finished VOLUME TWO is in progress.. some weird and confusing shit there as usual.. other than that the fRIENDS page has been reworked.. and in other news.. TB of BLITZKID will not be able to appear on the upcoming DARK HUMOR project.. but we understand... other than that.. we have a 13 track record almost ready for release.. what we thought was to be a double disc is being broken up into pieces.. SO you'll get some kick ass DARK HUMOR tunes shortly.. hopefully...

Well I guess I've said enough.. oh wait.. for all you DOWNLOAD hounds.. if you have KAZAA or BEARSHARE or whatever.. do a search for RED FOLEY's MIDNIGHT.. you'll love it..

later!



October 23, 2004

Some Cool Stuff This Morning!

New Journal Pages Added To Volume Two OF The Journal!

ALSO!!! New Artwork has been added to the ART page!

What Else... Oh Yeah! We're Preparing To Release The DARK HUMOR SELF TITLED album! Which will also include the release of WHO REALLY CARES volume one.. the remix album!

This should happen within the next few weeks!

We've also got a surprise coming for Halloween so keep your ears open and your eyes shut tight, and for the love of bob hold on tight!

ALSO thought we'd let ya know (shameless I know) that NOVEMBER 3 is not only the DAY OF THE DEAD but also DARK HUMOR front man TERRY RICE's 27th BIRTHDAY!!!
WOO HOO!!!



October 8, 2004

Lots of cool stuff tonight kids!

FIRST let me say that the first volume of the DARK HUMOR journal is finished.. started last year on october the 7th and finally finished.. we'll be starting volume two on October 7th this year.. I'm sure it will be equally disturbing and strange!

ALSO there is a new track available in the downloads sections.. though it's not a DARK HUMOR track.

TERRY RICE has written and record a track titled DAY OF THE DEAD for an upcoming JOEY KAMIYA film.. the track was mixed and mastered by NOAH so in a way it's still a DARK HUMOR effort in sorts.. BUT go grab it!
It's in the downloads section!

Well I guess that might not have been a lot of stuff but I'm tired.....

GO WATCH GINGER SNAPS 1 - 3 you'll thank me when they're over!



September 28, 2004

well let's see kids what's new.. I guess first TERRY would like to share with you a new mixed drink recipe'!

It's called a WEREWOLF
It takes....
ONE PART VODKA
ONE PART ORANGE JUICE
and
ONE PART GRAPE SODA!

this brings us to the new news!

TERRY just finished recording vox for a new song titled "HANDSOME DEVIL"
this song has a somewhat complicated story behind it...
Originally "COMMON GROUND" a psycho sexual song about the struggle between two adults who finally come to terms with who and what they are and pretty much get down and dirty...
BUT
When it was found that it was harder than you'd might expect to find a female vocalist to balance out the song, the idea was scrapped!
IF YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE DARK HUMOR SAGA YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT'S BEEN AND HOW MANY ARTISTS WHO HAVE SIGNED ON THEN DROPPED OFF DUE TO THIS SONG!

Well finally Terry has written a song that replaces the original lyrics and turns COMMON GROUND into something more entertaining and less vulgar and obscene.. and maybe the "WEREWOLVES" are making it a bit hard to type but oh well. you get the picture right!



September 19, 2004

WEll Kids, Not much going on in DARK HUMOR land these days. Still working on the album slowly.. we do have some cool stuff to announce though :

First we're proud to announce that "WHO REALLY CARES? VOLUME ONE" is completed...this is of course the first half of the DARK HUMOR REMIX project.. many talented remix artists have thrown in and put together a helluva album for you.. BUT!!!
We're making you wait til the actual album is finished before releasing it.. This will be a cool release being that WHO REALLY CARES volume one and two will be available here in the DISCOGRAPHY page as well as at DEAD PUPPY RECORDS! NOT TO MENTION we'll also have them one at a time available as an actual CD to purchase from our merchandise section..

ALSO we'd like to announce that DARK HUMOR has signed on to record THE UNDERDOG theme for the dead puppy records release WE'LL NEVER GROW UP a collection of cartoon themes recorded by various artists..

Not much else to say other than our journal page has been updated.. and our reviews..
Later!



August 29, 2004

So what's up in the land of Dark Humor today...

Well, I'm hung over from the bottle of vodka I had last night and still have to go to work today.. but that's beside the point.

OK, I had found some dead links in the site which should be fixed now, if you never noticed that's fine.

I've updated the reviews page as well.

DEAD PUPPY RECORDS has announced a new project titled...
WE WILL NEVER GROW UP!
Which is a collection of cartoon themes performed by various artists.
DARK HUMOR will be contributing a version of THE UNDERDOG THEME

that's about it for today!



August 19, 2004

Hey Kids,

Due to constant criticism of lead vocalist Terry Rice's vocals..
(lots of comments such as, his vocals are weak, I don't care for them at all, well I liked the music)
Terry has been touching up some old songs!

he'd also like to send out a very special "FUCK YOU BITCH" to everyone who has blatantly bashed his style and writing ability, those that are sincerely trying to help that's cool
"Kara, you are why I'm re working a couple of the songs, though some are being left as is."

now I ask you to tell the likes of BOB DYLAN, KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, WILLIE NELSON and TOM WAITS they can't sing their own songs the way they wrote them!"



August 3, 2004

Lots of new stuff for the kiddies today!

I know it's been a while since I updated the news section, sorry lack of time, not lack of interest!

You can now download a new mp3 from the downloads section!
It's a cover of HANK WILLIAMS SR's LONG GONE LONESOME BLUES
It's very simple and acoustic, just something Terry threw together for fun!

Dark Humor will be recording this song, as well as TEAR IN MY BEER for the upcoming HANK WILLIAMS tribute album to be available on DEAD PUPPY RECORDS
We'll also host those two mp3s here in the downloads section!

The Links page has been updated as to make it easier to know who's offering what and easier to load as well!

There have been some JOURNAL pages added, go check those out!

Maybe some friends too!

Well more later....



July 7, 2004

Yes, yes, yes in case anyone noticed, we know that a few of our new vids aren't working!
We're working on that as quickly as possible!

With that out of the way, make your way over to the MP3 section of DOWNLOADS and download a once lost REMIX of the classic DARK HUMOR track... DARK HUMOR!

Remixed by swedish artist ABSINTHE this track is definately...well STRANGE!

That's all the news for now.. more later I hope!



June 29, 2004

Finally got those new downloads added!

Now you'll be able to download two trailers for upcoming DARK HUMOR releases and two trailers for upcoming SHORT FILMS by JOEY KAMIYA!!!

well that seems to be it for right now.. more as it becomes available!



June 23, 2004

Not much to say today...

New journal entries have been posted!

A new review!

New downloads may be added tonight..including new video clips etc..

got some new REMIX ARTISTS signed on which is very exciting, including the one and only AHAB REX check him out at http://www.ahabrex.com

uhmmm well that's about it...



June 20, 2004

Ok, lots of stuff since the last update..
hmmm.... well the journal has been updated as well as the friends page... news on some of the special guests...

SEAN SPADA & JESSI ROBERTS have completely finished their parts for FROM MY LITTLE BLACK HEART TO YOURS and the track is nearing a final mix.. IN FACT you can download the TERRY RIVE LEAD VOX version now in the downloads section!
the album version will feature JESSI on lead vox.. this song turned out quite beautifully..

Still haven't for sure found a vocalist for COMMON GROUND if we can figure something out with VELOCITY from VULGARAS we'll try to still use her but that will take some cash and a studio.. but hey how much can one hour or so cost... haha

WE are supposed to be getting some stuff from DAVE ANGSTROM of the rock group SUPAFUZZ to replace the missing JOHN KING of SIXTH FLOOR on the track JIM BEAM & A BOTTLE OF PILLS but as with most of our special guests we just have to wait and see...
Well I've said enough for now... later



May 23, 2004

Just curious does anyone other than the band members actually check this site out on a regular basis?

Ok the new news.. we've got new shit in the JOURNAL section as well as in a couple other spots.. but you'll have to look for it :)

Later!



May 21, 2004

What's the deal with getting a vocalist for "COMMON GROUND"
From now on we're not announcing anything til the damn song is recorded!



May 20, 2004

DARK HUMOR gets mentioned on THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH WEB SITE!!

Yup that's right DARK HUMOR was added to the MUSICAL REFERENCE section of the site!

GO TO THE LINKS PAGE AND CLICK ON THE FRIDAY THE 13TH BANNER TO CHECK IT OUT!!

Also the FRIENDS, LINKS & JOURNAL pages have been updated!!



May 19, 2004

THIS JUST IN!!
(nice addition to todays news)

RUN TO THE FRIENDS SECTION TO GET A LOAD OF THE NEW VOCALIST SLATED TO APPEAR ON "COMMON GROUND"...Her name is VELOCITY!!!

So, What's New Today?
WELL!!!

We've added a new mp3 to the dnlds section!
It's an acoustic demo recorded by TERRY RICE, possibly to become a full fledged DARK HUMOR track in the future!

It's called "SAVE SOMEONE ELSE"
Hope ya like it!

And keeping in the ACOUSTIC DEMO tradition we also added the DEAD PUPPY RECORDS RELEASE
TERRY RICE...THE DARK HUMOR DEMOS
To the DISCO section!
You can download that entire album there!

More news as it becomes news!



May 16, 2004

Washing over like tonight's drunkedness, we bring you the exclusive web site only DEAD THINGS video!
Due to the intoxication level This is all we bring you, haha.. but go to the downlaods section and you should be able to download this kick ass creation, straight from the brain of evil assistant KAMIYA!

ugh that's all I guess!



May 11, 2004

New Journal Pages Have Been Added!!!

Also some new ARTWORK in the ART Section!

Let's see, DEAD THINGS video is almost ready to be uploaded and will be available in the DOWNLOADS section, speaking of the DOWNLOADS section we have a fan submitted mp3 added!

It's a song written and performed by JESSI ROBERTS who should be appearing on the new DARK HUMOR track FROM MY LITTLE BLACK HEART TO YOURS!
The song is titled "TERRY RICE" and is quite cute or funny or whatever you want to call it..
It's a small download so go check it out..

Still haven't decided what song we're gonna do for the HANK WILLIAMS SR tribute, NOAH is in the process of mixing down GUNTHER VOID's cover at the time!
As soon as we get caught up on some of the DARK HUMOR originals we'll decide on a song!

Ok maybe that's it for now..



May 03, 2004

"DEAD THINGS VIDEO TO BE UNLEASHED"

"Indeed, children, the news you've [just read] is not a work of fiction. It's true... IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!!! Amateur film maker and member of DARK HUMOR, Joey Kamiya, has recently completed the final post-production on the newest Dark Humor MUSIC VIDEO!! The music video for "DEAD THINGS" (from Dark Humor's upcoming self-titled album) was created especially for viewers of the online Dark Humor realm. The video was made using compiled footage from the 1972 Bob Clark zombie fiesta cult flick, "CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS." Keep your eyes PEELED, for this gruesome footage will soon haunt your very computer screen..."



May 03, 2004

Finally it seems we may have found a female lead for the song "COMMON GROUND"
DM of the band THE MISSING has shown interest and is looking over the material as we... well read!

Also in new news we have updated the "FRIENDS" page as well as the "LINKS" page!
Also the "ART" page has been updated!
We only have one BODY ART image available as of now, but trust me there are lots more to come..

We are taking a slight hiatis on the recording as of now to let NOAH catch up on his part of the work load!

Also soon we'll have the "DEAD THINGS" web site exclusive video ready to download as well!

That's it for now.. oh yeah, you all need to go out and buy the FRANKENSTEIN LEGACY dvd!
It has FRANKENSTEIN, BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, SON OF FRANKENSTEIN, GHOST OF FRANKENSTEIN and HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN on it!
And not a bad price either for all these kick ass movies!

Later!



April 28, 2004

Well as usual things suck in the life of DARK HUMOR today, well at least for front man Terry Rice!
But we're not going to get into that!

GOOD NEWS,,, I Guess!

NEW ARTWORK ADDED TO THE ART SECTION!!
And coming soon BODY ART! including TATTOOS etc..

Still haven't decided what song DARK HUMOR will be recording for the upcoming DEAD PUPPY RECORDS tribute to HANK WILLIAMS but we'll be thinking about that when we catch up our originals!

Speaking of Originals still no word on a couple of the special guests so we may be losing a couple artists

We are however waiting on ARGYLE GOOLSBY's vox for SHINE he had them mailed about a week ago..Can't wait for that!

Well back to the BEER!

and oh yeah for anyone who wants to bring me down!
FUCK YOU



April 25, 2004

Let's see as usual, there are more JOURNAL pages added, been a rough week so they should be interesting!

CoMiNg SoOn
An Exclusive WEB SITE ONLY Music Video!
JOEY KAMIYA is working his ass of putting together a video for the song "DEAD THINGS" using clips from the movie that inspired the song!
This should be available in the DOWNLOADS section shortly!

ALSO more songs keep being written almost on a weekly basis..though it takes way longer to record them than it does to write them!

The current song list is...

BETSY PALMER
THIS WILL NEVER GO AWAY
THE APRIL SONG
UNDERSTOOD
BYE, BE CAREFUL, I LUV YOU
THE WAY I AM
DREAM ME AWAKE
DEAD THINGS
A SAD SONG
FROM MY LITTLE BLACK HEART TO YOURS
NERVE
HANKENSTEIN
THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
SHINE
COMMON GROUND
JIM BEAM & A BOTTLE OF PILLS
LITTLE BETTY DRESS UP
PUNKIN'
DISPOSABLE GIRLFRIENDS
PEP RALLY (Go Team Go)
UNTIL OCTOBER COMES
BASTARD
I FUCKING LOVE YOU

Obviously there are way too many songs to be released as a single disc project... so we're thinking of picking the best tracks for the "DARK HUMOR" Self Titled release and either putting out a couple EP's with the rest or a whole other album!

So Keep watching and listening, and if you haven't already make sure to download the SAMPLER album in the DISCO page!

Later!



April 17, 2004

DARK HUMOR has their very own page at SOUNDCLICK.COM, you can follow the banner on the main page!

ALso a couple links altered and added, as well as some downloads (new flyers)!

Remixes are finally rolling in at a good pace, as well as studio tracks for the upcoming album!

WHO REALLY CARES? the remix album will probably end up a two volume set or maybe a double disc release!

well back to watching THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE at 1 am!

Ok back up and it's morning now!!!

Just added an ARTWORK SECTION and a BIO SECTION let us know what you think... and yeah I know one of the images is dead in the art section, that's cause I haven't scanned it yet, same goes for the dead link in the JOURNAL section!




April 12, 2004

Lots of stuff going on today!

The tracks have started rolling in for the upcoming projects! right now we have at least 7 or 8 originals completed and several remixes are coming along nicely as well!

WE may be changing which HANK WILLIAMS song we will be doing for the HANK trib though!

New merchandise has been added to the MERCH section!

Don't forget to download the new sampler!

Soon we'll be offering CD's to buy off the MERCH page!

Keep listening!



April 4, 2004

Lots of good stuff tonight!

Ok first off DEAD THINGS is completed and ready for the SPOOKY MAG COMPILATION!!
Other good news is you can now download it here for free!!!

To get that free song you can either go to the MAIN page and click on the banner for the SAMPLER or go to the DISCOGRAPHY page which is much easier to view now... and click on the SAMPLER cover!

Oh yeah a good time to bring that up.. we now have an official SAMPLER with 5 songs for you to check out.. just a taste of what's to come!

Later!



April 2, 2004

Not much to say this morning but here goes!

DEAD THINGS is completed and ready for SPOOKY MAG, but we've decided not to make it available on the site just yet!
We're thinking of putting together a DEAD THINGS ep, a small collection of remixes and tracks from the upcoming DARK HUMOR album, so keep watching for that!

Also if you haven't checked out the LINKS, FRIENDS and JOURNAL pages lately you should!
New stuff all around!

The album is moving along nicely but slowly!
So far we have about 7 tracks finished and 4 remixes!

BYE, BE CAREFUL, I LUV YOU
(the track co-written with THE SLEEPWALKER of BOYS SUCK)

UNDERSTOOD

THE WAY I AM
(featuring THE SLEEPWALKER on backing vox)

BETSY PALMER

THE APRIL SONG
(featuring AMY GLASS on lead guitar & effects)

DREAM ME AWAKE
(featuring CROSBY of CALL ME ALICE on backing vox)

DEAD THINGS
(featuring HOLLY WILLIAMS on backing vox)

As far as Remixes we now have...
BYE, BE CAREFUL, I LUV YOU (System Syn Mix)
remixed by SYSTEM SYN

DREAM ME AWAKE (Nocturnal Emission Mix)
Remixed By RELEVELER

UNDERSTOOD (Mirando La Luna Magica Mix)
Remixed By GERA SMELLS

THE APRIL SONG (Minimalist Mix)
Remixed By M-HALO

We Need More Remix Artists If Anyone Is Intersted Or Knows Of Any, Other Remixes That Are In The Works Are...
THE WAY I AM
to be remixed by AVENPITCH

DEAD THINGS
To be remixed by MORBID

BETSY PALMER
to be remixed by THOSQUANTA

THE WAY I AM is also being remixed by GUNTHER VOID!

That's about it for this morning it's like 4:23 am and I'm ready to go back to bed!



March 31, 2004

Cool Stuff goin on in DARK HUMOR land this week!

Almost finished with DEAD THINGS the track being recorded for SPOOkYMAG www.spookymag.net, It's turning out really cool!

BLITZKID mentions DARK HUMOR on their web site update!

"Goolsby and I will also both be appearing on Dark Humor's album with Gools doing vokills for a song called "Shine", and myself doing guitar and vokills for a track entitled "Punkin" "

--T.B. MONSTROSITY

www.blitzkid.net

Just added some New Friends, Links & Journal Pages!



March 27, 2004

Not so good news tonight!

Seems that some of the special guests to appear on the DARK HUMOR self titled album have either dropped off or just disapeared!

CHARLIE DROWN who was to appear on the track "COMMON GROUND" has told us that she's unable to make the time to record! We greatly appreciate her honesty and she will definately be missed!
We have had major problems getting a female vocalist for this song we have went through a couple candidates already!

BOBBY CALABRESE of the band CALABRESE who was supposed to be doing backing vox on the track "SHINE" has well just disapeared, I'm sure he's just busy but it's still a bit odd!
BUT
the good news there is that "GOOLSBY" of the band BLITZKID has taken over on the backing vox!
so the track definately will not suffer!

We've lost a couple REMIX artists as well, SO if you are a remix artist and would like to tackle a DARK HUMOR track please let us know!

THE FRIENDS section has been updated to reflect some of these changes!

"DEAD THINGS"
Is coming along nicely! this track should be done shortly!

Keep your eyes and ears open! lots of cool stuff coming!



March 19, 2004

"DARK HUMOR" will be recording a track especially for the upcoming SPOOKYMAG ZOMBIE COMPILATION!

The song will be titled "DEAD THINGS" unless we change our mind!

And will be based on the "Bob Clark" film "CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS"

The song is in it's writing stages now, and as soon as it's finished will be made available in the DOWNLOADS section as well as on the SPOOKYMAG comp!

Also I just added another page to the "JOURNAL" and a few more LINKS to the "LINKS" section!

That's probably it now!



March 15, 2004

Added some new friends to the FRIENDS page, as well as a couple new JOURNAL pages!

Progress is moving slowly on the "SELF TITLED" album! Looks like we might have enough tracks to do either a double album or two completely different projects! Also it looks like we might be re-recording our classic (in our own world haha) track "UP FROM THE GRAVE" for a new compilation to be released by "SPOOKYMAG"

Well that's it for now!



March 14th, 2004

Justed added a new page to the JOURNAL section!

Well It's like 4:00 am and after waking up at 3:00 am for no reason whatsoever the vocals were recorded for the track "FROM MY LITTLE BLACK HEART TO YOURS", Monday the trax for this song will be sent to "JESSI ROBERTS" for her piano and vocals, and will be another few steps closer to completion!

Ok it's late forgive me, or should I say it's early, either way I should be asleep!

ALSO we found out tonight that "OPTIMUS CRIME" of "HATE IN THE BOX" is finished with his trax for the song "LITTLE BETTY DRESS UP" and those are being downloaded as we type, read, speak whatever!

REGRETFULLY we also found out that the amazing Miss "RAINBOW BLIGHT" originally slated to appear on the track "LITTLE BETTY DRESS UP" will not be doing so!

We leave you with a quote straight from the little nightmare's mouth....

"I tried, but honestly I couldn't come up with anything vocally. I guess I'm not meant to do duets, I'm too used to working by myself" -Rainbow Blight



March 12, 2004

Not much news today!

NEW PAGES ADDED TO THE JOURNAL PAGE

A Couple New WALLPAPERS Also!



March 11, 2004

Not much going on in the world of DARK HUMOR today!

Just added some new links to Terry's section of the LINKS page! Go check that stuff out, some great stuff!

I also thought I'd give ya' a run-down of the new DARK HUMOR songs being worked on, being that in the past week there has been two new premixes!
Here goes a current list of songs!
*in no particular order*

1. BYE, BE CAREFUL, I LUV YOU
(co-written with Boys Suck)
2. JIM BEAM & A BOTTLE OF PILLS
(featuring SIXTH FLOOR front man JOHN KING)
3. A SAD SONG
4. DREAM ME AWAKE
(featuring CROSBY of CALL ME ALICE)
5. UNDERSTOOD
6. COMMON GROUND
(featuring CHARLIE DROWN)
7. PUNKIN'
(featuring T.B. MONSTROSITY of BLITZKID)
8. THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
9. THE APRIL SONG
(featuring AMY GLASS)
10. THE WAY I AM
(featuring THE SLEEPWALKER of BOYS SUCK)
11. LITTLE BETTY DRESS UP
(featuring HATE IN THE BOX)
12. THIS WILL NEVER GO AWAY
13. SHINE
(featuring BOBBY CALABRESE of CALABRESE)
14. BETSY PALMER
15. THE ANGRY SONG (temporary working title)
(featuring GUNTHER VOID)
16. HANKENSTEIN
17. FROM MY LITTLE BLACK HEART TO YOURS
(featuring JESSI ROBERTS)

There is one more song idea floating around as well!
Yes there are a lot of songs and NO they won't all fit on the new album but guess what kids! That means we'll have enough to make TWO new albums! So keep your eyes and ears pealed! There has also been talk of a couple compilations in the future as well!



MARCH 7, 2004

Just added a ROB ZOMBIE cover to the DOWNLOADS section!
NEVER GONNA STOP (The Red Red Kroovy)
was recorded by TERRY & JOEY only, originally for their side project "ROSEMARY", but due to "DARK HUMOR" swallowing up most of their time they decided to post it here as a "DARK HUMOR" track!
Hope you enjoy it!

Also, "DARK HUMOR" has decided to record a cover of the classic song "LONG GONE LONESOME BLUES" for the "HANK WILLIAMS" tribute album!

More news as it comes available!



MARCH 4, 2004

WESLEY WILLIS cover VAMPIRE BAT just added to the MP3 section of the DOWNLOADS!

This track was recorded for the
"LOVED LIKE A MILKSHAKE WESLEY WILLIS TRIBUTE ALBUM"

It was and still is available in the DISCOGRAPHY SECTION but I threw it in the DOWNLOADS just to make sure everyone caught it!

Still havne't decided on which song DARK HUMOR is doing for the HANK WILLIAMS tribute, but we do know that eventually they will be recording the song GARBAGE DUMP for the CHARLES MANSON tribute album to be released WAY LATER this year!

That's all for now folks!



MARCH 3, 2004

Just added some new journal pages!!

There will also be some new mp3s available soon!!

DARK HUMOR has also recently been added to the upcoming HANK WILLIAMS SR tribute album to be on DEAD PUPPY RECORDS!
Though they haven't picked a song to cover yet!

That's probably it for now!



FEBRUARY 27th, 2004

Lots of cool stuff can be found here at
THE OFFICIAL HOME OF DARK HUMOR!
MP3 DOWNLOADS can be found in the DISCOGRAPHY SECTION as well as the DOWNLOADS SECTION!
Speaking of DOWNLOADS go to the DOWNLOADS page to get lots of crazy stuff like FONTS, WALLPAPERS and PRINTABLE FLYERS!
In the journal section you can see how the twisted little mind of front man TERRY RICE works!
The FRIENDS SECTION will showcase all the special guests on upcoming DARK HUMOR releases as well as past friends!
THE MERCHANDISE SECTION has lots of cool shit for you to buy, and more coming soon!

Well I guess that's a decent run down for a first installment of the news.. If I've forgotten anything sorry!